I picked up a basket and started walking around to get a few things and I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle - no big deal. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes, again staring at me. So now I’m like “What is her problem?” I finish up my shopping and head to the tills, and guess who’s there ahead of me.. the staring lady! She turns around and starts staring at me again. So I start playing on my phone because at this point it’s getting weird and really uncomfortable!
Next thing she comes over and I’m getting properly freaked out, but to my surprise she starts to apologise.. “I want to apologise for staring at you, but you look just like my daughter who passed away.” So it all makes sense now and I felt kinda bad for thinking she was a weirdo and told her that I was sorry for her loss. She then says, “Thank you… but I have a favour to ask. I know this is strange and I’ll understand if you don’t want to, but can you give me a hug and say "Bye Mum"?
I was like what the hell is going on, but I know people have different ways of getting over a loss, so I went ahead and did it. She smiled and thanked me, and then left. At this point I was like "what just happened...?!"
Anyway the cashier rings my stuff through and the total come to £100.87. I’m like eh, I just bought a few things that I knew would be 20 quid at the most... The cashier woman tells me that my total was included with my mums, and I’m like WHAT???? She said “Your mum told me you were paying for her stuff along with your things?” I told her that woman was NOT my mum. She said “Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mum!” I’m like OMG, I can’t believe this is happening right now! So I flew out of the store looking for this absolute cretin, ready to drag her back into the store!!! I spotted her putting her shopping bags into her boot and started running towards her. She saw me and jumped into her car so fast. I got to her just as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg. She struggled but I kept pulling and then her wooden leg came right off in my hands!!! I’m thinking OMG! Is this really happening right now?! So I dropped her wooden leg and grabbed her other leg and started pulling…
Just like I’m pulling your leg right now! :D Happy Hump Day guys!
Courtesy of My Sisters Closet blog- too good not to share!